• Future Child:

    Dad, I think I'm in love.

  • Me:

    Well like us old tumblr users used to say, "bitch I might be".

  • Future Child:

    Dad how is that even relevant

  • Me:

    Do he got the booty my child.

  • Future Child:

    ...what

  • Me:

    Child. Do he got da booty.

  • Future Child:

    *sighs heavily* He doooooo.

  • Me:

    Then I ship it, my child.

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